the STAB! show
the STAB! show brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1,
STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
Episodes

Oct 11, 2020
Oct 11, 2020
53 min
In this, the highest, holiest of episodes of the STAB! show, host and smoke bellower, Jesse Jones welcomes prospective pontiffs (PPs) Ryan King, Marco Cabodi and Melony Ford to share with their most devout followers their three different MAPS, pick-up lines to and from a claw game, chopped liver, & a hard boiled noir detective, […]

Sep 28, 2020
Sep 28, 2020
36 min
In this arboreal turgid episode of the STAB! show, your oaken host Jesse Jones welcomes saplings David Coleman, Willie Travis and Jaclyn Weiand to share their three NIPSCOs, nine tree wedding anniversary related haiku, their various reviews of things, including a Yelp review of Limbo, a GrubHub review for a restaurant in a Fallout game, […]

Sep 24, 2020
Sep 24, 2020
48 min
In this invasive, yet tantalizing episode of the STAB! Show, your host Jesse Jones asks panelists Rhoda Ramone, Sean Crandall & Joe-Joe Louis to open wide and share with your ear holes their three different FTLOGs, pick-up lines to and from the buffet at the Sizzler, aging, & the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, Craigslist ads […]

Sep 11, 2020
Sep 11, 2020
54 min
Hallo an’ welcome to tha STAB! show! It will be a gud listen for yu when host Jesse Jones invitedly welcomes panelists Michelle Petro, Patrick Rogers & Alyssa Cowan to share with your family their three different AMUGs, nine haiku about the end of the NYT’s TV listings, closing arguments in defense of a still […]

Aug 31, 2020
Aug 31, 2020
39 min
In this clickity-clack episode of the STAB! Show, host Jesse Jones boops panelists Alfonso Portela, Bill Wallis & Tyler Kinney to beep about their three different APMMs, their nine items on the break room Bulletin Board of Cobra headquarters, the campaign speeches of a Sitcom Dad running for Mayor of a town in a Coming […]

Aug 24, 2020
Aug 24, 2020
39 min
In this sticky, fluid caked episode of the STAB! show, host Jesse Jones welcomes panelists Cory Barringer, Emma Haney and Chris Emery and invites them to share their three takes on MPEG, pick-up lines to and from a cardboard box, roadkill & a nuclear submarine, recipes for how to make a wall street muckety muck, […]

Aug 17, 2020
Aug 17, 2020
41 min
In this heroic, straining episode of the STAB! Show, host Jesse Jones invites panelists Ben Rice, Jaclyn Weiand and Nick Brunner to share with the entire effin’ world, their three different LOPSODs, nine scribbles from the bathroom walls of Avengers Tower, rundowns of fights featuring A Lager vs. A Stout vs. A Glass of Fetid […]

Aug 10, 2020
Aug 10, 2020
55 min
In this lush, bouncin’ and behavin’ episode of the STAB! Show, host Jesse Jones welcomes panelists Court Hansen, Luke Soin & Alyssa Cowan to share their three different takes on PAM, pick-up lines to and from anxiety, wind & a dump truck full of kittens, the craigslist ads for the year 1918, some mellow ass […]

Jul 20, 2020
Jul 20, 2020
36 min
Hey dirt bags and dirt baguettes! Check out this gunky episode of STAB! where host John Morris Ross IV asks guests Cory Barringer, Stephen Ferris and Jesse Jones about their three different takes on LATE, nine prostitute hamburger payment haiku, their thoughts on the Mississippi River, small pox, Paris train derailments, iPads, Coca-Cola, & subway […]

Jul 10, 2020
Jul 10, 2020
40 min
In this firm, dimply episode of STAB! From the May STAB!athon fund drive, John Morris Ross IV drives at guests Aviva Siegel, David Coleman and Jesse Jones for their FUNd thoughts about their three different CANCELs, nine Google searches from single people in 2020, their feelings about King Sigismond of Burgundy, Spongebob Squarepants, postage stamps, […]





