the STAB! show
the STAB! show brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1,
STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
Episodes

Jan 29, 2025
Jan 29, 2025
52 min
In this lit episode of the STAB! show, cringe host Jesse Jones welcomes a main character energy panel of Sean Crandall, Jenna Swartz & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on FOAD, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters NMOHEEL, KEMEUNF, & YUUPPYL, new breakfast cereals themed around giving up on your dreams, elective surgeries, […]

Jan 27, 2025
Jan 27, 2025
50 min
In this easily passing episode of the STAB! show, popsicle stick bridge and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of unsprouted seeds in Alex Shewmaker, Kyle Buis & Grant Potter to share their three HWAs, nine Friday the 13th haiku, campaign speeches for an elementary school science fair project running for a position in a […]

Jan 24, 2025
Jan 24, 2025
53 min
In this hilariously thoughtful episode of the STAB! show, sad, pensive host Jesse Jones welcomes a deep, slap stick panel of Willie Travis, Brett Stults & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three takes on IBR, nine items on the bathroom walls of Person Growth, descriptions of theme restaurants, themed around Americanized International Cuisine, The New […]

Jan 22, 2025
Jan 22, 2025
47 min
In this largely man made episode of the STAB! show, glossy, blistered host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of petroleum based pals Marco Cabodi, Leo Antoline & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three JCLAs, new STAB!toinary entries from random letters IBNBUWP, OIDPBSD, & SEREOCW, recipes for a perfect replacement front man for a band, someone […]

Jan 15, 2025
Jan 15, 2025
1 hr 15 min
In this incredibly detailed episode of the STAB! show host and ruggedly chiseled gym leader Jesse Jones catches all of a panel of Kim Martel, Jack Marie & Eric Barger and makes them share their three takes on IMIO, bootleg versions of dressage, hammer throw & pickle ball, celebrations of Wayne Gretzky, Dan Levy, Betty […]

Jan 13, 2025
Jan 13, 2025
1 hr 11 min
In this belligerent but compelling episode of the STAB! show, host and cup looking guy Jesse Jones welcomes a warped and stained panel of Jeff Brown, Frankie Lord & Molly Doan to share their three FLOATERs, new Greeting Cards for “Sorry, but everyone totally saw that”, “So you’re pretty sure you didn’t mutter under your […]

Nov 20, 2024
Nov 20, 2024
46 min
In this confused, afraid edition of the STAB! show, white old host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of curmudgeons Mikhail Chernyavski, Dani Walsh & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on IOC, nine Old White Men bulletin board items, closing arguments in defense of weak coffee, hotter summers, & apathy, reviews of things, including […]

Nov 18, 2024
Nov 18, 2024
54 min
In this STAB! episode of many colors, flimsy, cut out host Jesse Jones welcomes a thoughtfully assembled and meaningful panel of Christiana, Connor Martin & Christy Farley to share their three COOCs, nine 2024 Summer Olympic haiku, craigslist postings for cool aunt lessons, a duffel bag full of bed bug infested throw pillows, & one […]

Nov 14, 2024
Nov 14, 2024
52 min
In this digitally spoiled episode of the STAB! show, chat bot and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of soulless ones and zeroes, Emma Haney, Imin Love & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three takes on CCDD, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters OAWYAYL, EIYDCHH & UGLERFC, campaign speeches from a discarded Amazon delivery box […]

Nov 12, 2024
Nov 12, 2024
57 min
In this blunt, correct episode of the STAB! show, undeserving host Jesse Jones welcomes a sadly incorrect panel of Dayna Bryant, Ben Warheit & Jordan Gannon to share their three ILYMs, nine American politics haiku, new breakfast cereals themed around a moment of brutal social embarrassment in high school, a secret unrequited crush, & air […]





